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The Perfect Pairing: Miley Cyrus & A Juicy Cheeseburger

16 Apr


TMZ reported: Miley Cyrus was spotted on several occasions smoking what seemed to be the ganja. Miley has gone on record a few times to say that she is not smoking marijuana, but smoking salvia & cigarettes instead. However, with these recent pictures surfacing I don’t think there is anyway to deny that Miley is a fan of MaryJane.



This pairing came to me for some obvious & some not so obvious reasons. First, being that Miley will no doubtedly get the munchies after she tokes up & what isn’t better than a big ol’ juicy cheeseburger…am I right? And we know that she is from the country, where they love their animal based foods like red meat & cheese. But I also thought they were a perfect pair because they both have a lot of layers to them. Miley has been in the media right now for a lot of different reasons. From her relationship to Liam Hemsworth, to her twerk video, her new album is about to be released, and now these photos surfacing, I just think that Miley has a lot on her plate. But I do respect her and think that she has also done a great job in layering all these different aspects in her life well, just like the person who created the cheeseburger. You have the grains, vegetables, meat, & dairy. So not only do Miley & cheeseburgers relate to eachother, but they also go so well together!


^^^ Just in case you forgot this brilliant moment!



The Perfect Pairing: Farrah Abraham & Sushi

9 Apr

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TMZ Reported: Teen Mom star, Farrah Abraham was spotted hand in hand with adult film star, James Deen. However, the two are not a couple. Instead they recently both starred in an adult film that is currently being sold to the highest production house bidder.



This pairing may not be the most obvious, but let me tell you why I felt like the Teen Mom starlet & sushi made a perfect duo. I have always been a fan of sushi, but I have always been an adventurous eater. With much surprise to me I have found that it takes a very specific pallet to enjoy sushi. I feel like you either love sushi or won’t touch the stuff with a 10-foot pole. Sushi can be very versatile and take on many different looks & shapes. And if you are pregnant you are advised to STAY AWAY from raw fish. These are all qualities I feel apply to Farrah Abraham. She has recently been seen with her new face… I personally think she has gone from a crunchy roll to maybe a soft shell crab roll. She has managed to smooth out the edges, but in the process lost a lot of her flavor & is fighting to stay in the spotlight. However, I don’t know if pornography is the way to do so! I just know one thing is for certain… just like sushi she better stay away from all things pregnant because the last thing she needs is another person getting in between her and her man…once again pun intended!


The Perfect Pairing: The Bachelor & Salted Caramel Cocoa

12 Mar


ABC News Reported: After an unforgettable season on The Bachelor, Sean Lowe proposed marriage to Catherine Guidici. Which means he sent Lindsay Yenter home in tears.


THE PERFECT PAIRING: The Bachelor & Salted Caramel Cocoa

The highly anticipated finale of The Bachelor aired last night and everyone waited to find out who Sean would give his final rose to. I will admit that I watched the finale emotionally glued to the TV. As I sat there watching ABC make the fantasies I had as a child about love into reality tv, I realized something was missing… my significant other. But instead of feeling depressed about being alone I settled on the next best option…a giant cup of warmth. And I am pleased to report it wasn’t vodka. The perfect pairing for the season finale to the most romantic show on network television would have to be salted caramel hot chocolate. Not only because it is comforting, warm, rich, and smooth (the qualities I look for in a male companion), but also because The Bachelor finale’s flavor profile is salty & sweet. It was heartbreaking to see Sean leave Lindsey. You could see the pain she was feeling & the sadness on his face as he was forced to say goodbye to a woman he really cared about. But then all that saltiness was washed away with sweetness when you watched Sean pour his heart out and propose to Catherine.

Love may not last forever, and significant others may come in & out of your life, but at least you know if you ever get lonely…there is a cup of steamy Salted Caramel Cocoa waiting for you somewhere!


1363731124_sean-lowe-catherine-giudici-467 Catherine supporting Sean on Dancing With The Stars

sean-lowe-catherine-giudici-los-angeles The happy couple are nothing but smiles as they shop in Beverly Hills

xsean-lowe-and-catherine-giudici.jpg.pagespeed.ic._faMnsGKbT There was an instant connection between the pair

Bachelor-Sean-Lowe-proposes-to-Catherine-Giudici Cheers to the happily engaged couple!


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The Perfect Pairing: Jennifer Lawrence & Bagel Bites

12 Mar


Perez Hilton reports: After celebrating her big wins during award season, Jennifer Lawrence was spotted relaxing in Hawaii with a fine bottle of wine & a neatly made joint.


 THE PERFECT PAIRING: Jennifer Lawrence & Bagel Bites

Jennifer Lawrence caught smoking marijuana wasn’t that big of a deal to the current generation. If anything, it added to here fan appeal. It showed that she was a normal 22 year-old American girl. She works hard, but still needs her rest & relaxation from time to time. Lawrence is no amateur when it comes to acting. She has been in front of the camera since she was 14. Her career has varied from role to role, but one thing remains true…that right now she remains a staple in Hollywood. Similar to the staple food item in most Americans’ freezers, Bagel Bites. The pair goes hand in hand because JLaw loves the green & Bagel Bites were voted the BEST food to eat when you are stoned by Holy Taco.

We can only hope that after she smoked her joint JLaw went back into her hotel room and phoned for some pepperoni bagel bites. So if toking it up is your thing & you feel like spending the night in & relaxing, why not pop some Bagel Bites into your pre-heated oven & pop in a Jennifer Lawrence DVD & discover the perfect pairing first hand.


The Perfect Pairing: Steven Tyler & Powdered Donuts

12 Mar


US Weekly Reports: Steven Tyler released the statement, “I snorted half of Peru” when asked about the reported $5 million dollars he has spent on his drug habit. His drug of choice was mainly cocaine.


THE PERFECT PAIRING: Steven Tyler & Powdered Donuts

Steven Tyler does drugs?!? I know everyone don’t get your panties in a bunch with this shocker! I read this article thinking whoever didn’t already know this or assume this must have been born yesterday, or must have been living under a rock. To those of you that were surprised: HE IS A ROCKSTAR PEOPLE! OF COURSE HE DOES DRUGS!! The amount of money he spent was a little surprising, but it only strengthened the argument that he is a rockstar who loves his white powder. This love made me think of my love for a different kind of white powder…powdered sugar! Both powdered donuts & cocaine must be consumed in mass consumption. You can’t just have one fix! And the more you have, eventually the more you need…well that’s the case for me anyways. GIVE ME POWDERED DONUTS NOW! But the best part of my addiction is that it won’t ever cost me $5 million dollars.


The Perfect Pairing: Jamie Fox, Channing Tatum and PB&J

27 Feb


E! Online reports: Sunday night after the 2013 Oscars, the White House Down costars dropped by Jimmy Kimmel Live. Jamie gushed about working with People’s Sexiest Man Alive and even sang a musical tribute to him!


THE PERFECT PAIRING: The duo Jamie Foxx, Channing Tatum, & PB&J

 The duo met on set for their soon to be released film, White House Down. As seen on the Jimmy Kimmel Show, their comedic chemistry is on point. Watching the two men made for great marketing for the movie. Viewers just couldn’t get enough…and either could I. I think that the perfect pairing for this dynamic twosome would be the classic Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich because they have become a staple twosome…they go together like peanut butter & jelly.

The Perfect Pairing: Fergie and a Baby Bottle of Warmed Milk

19 Feb

Perez Hilton reports:

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Fergie just confirmed that she’s having her first tot with hubby, Josh Duhamel, and since her big news is now out of the bag, she decided to flee the states and head to London!

The Black Eyed Peas frontwoman arrived at the Heathrow Airport today, and even though she was trying to hide her tiny bump with a bunch of clothes, there was no way her pudge could stay away from saying hello.

Fergie Ferg may not be that far into her pregnancy, but she’s already glowing, and we think it’s all sorts of Glamorous!

Ch-ch-check out the singer and her beautiful pregnant belly.

PERFECT PAIR: Fergie & A (Black Eyed) Pea in a Pod & A Warmed Bottle of Milk. This week’s perfect pair is a threesome. Fergie is expecting her first child with actor Josh Duhamel so I thought what better pair than mother, child, and a nice warmed bottle for the little one. This is a very special time for the couple who has been together since 2004.