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The Perfect Pairing: Farrah Abraham & Sushi

9 Apr

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TMZ Reported: Teen Mom star, Farrah Abraham was spotted hand in hand with adult film star, James Deen. However, the two are not a couple. Instead they recently both starred in an adult film that is currently being sold to the highest production house bidder.

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THE PERFECT PAIRING: FARRAH ABRAHAM & SUSHI

This pairing may not be the most obvious, but let me tell you why I felt like the Teen Mom starlet & sushi made a perfect duo. I have always been a fan of sushi, but I have always been an adventurous eater. With much surprise to me I have found that it takes a very specific pallet to enjoy sushi. I feel like you either love sushi or won’t touch the stuff with a 10-foot pole. Sushi can be very versatile and take on many different looks & shapes. And if you are pregnant you are advised to STAY AWAY from raw fish. These are all qualities I feel apply to Farrah Abraham. She has recently been seen with her new face… I personally think she has gone from a crunchy roll to maybe a soft shell crab roll. She has managed to smooth out the edges, but in the process lost a lot of her flavor & is fighting to stay in the spotlight. However, I don’t know if pornography is the way to do so! I just know one thing is for certain… just like sushi she better stay away from all things pregnant because the last thing she needs is another person getting in between her and her man…once again pun intended!

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Recipe Box: Rihanna’s Guacamole of a Life

23 Mar

Perez Hilton reports: Rihanna’s concert in Winnipeg was delayed over 90 minutes because of an inspection conducted by border patrol. Her buses were pulled over and kept for further examination. It is believed that border patrol is to be blamed for making her fans wait…

Image           But this isn’t Rihanna’s first tardy performance. Last week she bummed out tons of fans when she appeared 4 hours late to a school charity performance. Was border patrol really to blame for this late arrival? Or is it something else? …Bad Gal RiRi has had a lot of stresses lately. She has been the talk of the town ever since she returned to the tatted arms of Chris Brown. And then she released her album, Unapologetic. Not to mention the hodge podge of touring events, photoshoots, and press interviews that she has had lately. You mix all those ingredients together and you get something beautiful… Rihanna’s Guacamole of a Life. (VIEW DETAILED RECIPE BELOW)

Image           Rihanna’s Guacamole of a Life: This recipe was inspired one late night after ransacking my fridge for a midnight snack. I thought to myself “…hmmm garlic sounds good with avocados, why not add garlic powder as well.” I just poured, chopped and mixed. As I dunked my blue corn tortilla chips into the melting pot of ingredients I used to make guacamole, I thought the stresses in my life. And as I usually do, I began to compare my life to my current celebrity crush Rihanna. I thought if I felt stressed, I could only imagine what she was going through. I thought about how much she had changed in the last few years. What she had been through… how much she had grown… What her daily schedule is like now. And I came to the conclusion that everyone has something to say about some aspect of her life (i.e. her relationship, her body, her music, her instagram) but rarely do people look Rihanna’s life as a whole. All in all, it’s a pretty amazing life! She has won numerous awards, makes great pop music, and is able to live out the love life she always wanted… There are so many different flavors in her life, sour moments, creamy moments, and the moments that leave you with a bite! As I scraped my bowl for the last remnants of guacamole I knew a recipe was born. I created a guacamole recipe that took a little bit of everything I could find & combined them to create one amazing recipe of Rihanna’s Guacamole of a Life.

Ingredients:

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3 Haas avocados, halved, seeded and peeled
2 limes, juiced
1/2 teaspoon kosher salt
1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
1 shallot, diced
1 tablespoon chopped cilantro
1 clove garlic, minced

Directions:

Image1. In a large bowl place the scooped avocado pulp and lime juice, toss to coat.

2. Drain, and reserve the lime juice, after all of the avocados have been coated.

3. Using a fork & knife add the salt & garlic powder and mash. Then, fold in the shallots, cilantro, & garlic.

4. Add 2 tablespoons of the reserved lime juice. Let sit at room temperature for 15 mins. & then serve.

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Recipe Box: Melissa King’s Naked Banana Buttered Muffins

12 Mar

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TMZ Reported: Former Ms. Teen USA – Delaware, Melissa King, has been asked to step down from her title after an amateur porn she had done years ago surfaced online. Melissa has released a statement denying that she is the girl in the adult film. But after BroBible.com released clips from the video…there was no denying that Melissa was the leading lady in the low budget film.

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 Melissa King has gotten herself in quite the pickle…or should I say got quite the pickle inside of her? The former Ms. Teen USA – Delaware insists on denying rumors that she starred in a low budget adult film prior to winning her crown. I am sorry to say that the truth will always set you free Melissa. The adult film company released video footage of Melissa reading the contract and agreeing to the terms and conditions of the company. After this video was released online the Ms. USA organization asked for Melissa to turn in her crown & sash. This depressing story of dreams being crushed by a…well banana (pun intended) inspired me to make a delicious recipe of moist Banana/Cranberry muffins. So hopefully after baking this recipe, you & Melissa can get your fix without feeling too guilty! (VIEW DETAILED RECIPE BELOW)

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         Melissa King’s Naked Banana Buttered Muffins: What inspired me to make this recipe? Well to be honest when I first heard about this story I was shocked that a pageant queen would have a background in the adult business… Okay who am I kidding, I wasn’t the least bit surprised. I immediately thought there goes another crown to be returned. But the second thought that popped into my head was as predictable as this story is, what would be a recipe that would not be… then I thought about my love of puns. I would have to do something with banana! Then it clicked, why not create a healthy recipe that would make a positive impact in people’s diet & possibly erase the emotional torture people would suffer from watching Melissa King’s $1,500 pornography!

Ingredients:

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3 ripe bananas, smashed

1 cup dried cranberries
3 eggs, beaten
1/3 cup melted butter
3/4 cup of sugar
1 teaspoon of vanilla extract
1 teaspoon of baking soda
1 pinch of salt
1 1/2 cups of all-purpose flour

Directions:

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1. Preheat oven to 350°F

2. In a large bowl mix in eggs, butter, vanilla extract and bananas using a wooden spoon

3. Fold in dry ingredients

4. Spray non-stick canola oil onto cupcake tray and place liners in molds

5. Using an ice-cream scoop, pour in batter to cupcake molds

6. Place dried cranberries on top of batter

7. Bake for 25 minutes. Let cool on rack for 15 minutes & then serve.

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Recipe Box: Rihanna’s Black & Blue Sliders

12 Mar

TMZ Reported: Chris Brown has a message for Rihanna … and any other guy who might want a piece of her … back off, because “THAT IS MY P**SY!”

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It seems like this is just yet another messup for Chris Brown…and by messup I mean obvious sign that he is an abusive, controlling, psycho boyfriend! So in light of Rihanna sticking by her man, I thought I would create a delicious but volatile recipe for Black and Blue Sliders. These mini cheeseburgers are a metaphor not only for Rihanna’s black & blue face when Chris Brown decided to go all UFC fighter on her, but it also represents Rihanna’s need to stick to someone that clearly is not healthy for her. Unfortunately when something is this good it’s hard to give it up! < — I am talking about my recipe here NOT their tumultuous relationship. But in Rihanna’s defense she did warn us… In “Half of Me”, one of the songs from her latest album, “Unapologetic”. Rihanna sings, “You saw the half of it, only the half of it…You know me everybody knows that I’m crazy. Sticks & stones never break me & I’m the type that don’t give a F***!”Well thanks for the heads up RiRi… Sticks & Stones may never break you, but Chris Brown’s fists will! But your tragedy has become my recipe success. But in Rihanna’s defense she did warn us… In “Half of Me”, one of the songs from her latest album, “Unapologetic”. Rihanna sings, “You saw the half of it, only the half of it…You know me everybody knows that I’m crazy. Sticks & stones never break me & I’m the type that don’t give a F***!” Well thanks for the heads up RiRi… Sticks & Stones may never break you, but Chris Brown’s fists will! But your tragedy has become my recipe success. (VIEW DETAILED RECIPE BELOW)

Image          Rihanna’s Black & Blue Sliders: This recipe is just my funny attempt at a play on words & an excuse to make a delicious burger. In no way am I trying to make fun of a serious topic like domestic abuse! I just want to get that disclaimer out there before continuing onto the recipe. But with keeping in spirit of the mood…suggestions for serving this meal would be best served after a long night of drunken debotchery, maybe after your man comes home asking for what is apparently his!

Ingredients:

1 pound of freshly ground chuck (preferably with an 85 to 15% meat to fat ratio)
4 tablespoons of olive oil
1 teaspoon of grill seasoning
3 slices of thick cut cooked bacon
5 ounces of crumbled blue cheese
1/2 cup of thinly sliced onion
12 small burger buns of your choice

*feel free to add any burger condiments of your choice

Directions:

1. Place cold ground chuck into large bowl & chop bacon into little pieces.

2. Mix 2 tablespoons of olive oil, the chopped bacon, & 1 teaspoon of grill seasoning into meat.

3. Preheat the grill to medium-high.

4. Place thinly sliced onions and 2 tablespoons or olive oil in a small foil boat.

5. Set the foil boat on the grill to start cooking.

6. Using an ice-cream scooper roll out 12 uniform meat patties.

7. Put the patties on the grill & cook to desired temperature.

8. After cooked to desired temperature, remove patties and sprinkle on a tablespoon of blue cheese to every burger.

9. Add desired condiments & bun & then serve.

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