US Weekly Reports: Steven Tyler released the statement, “I snorted half of Peru” when asked about the reported $5 million dollars he has spent on his drug habit. His drug of choice was mainly cocaine.
THE PERFECT PAIRING: Steven Tyler & Powdered Donuts
Steven Tyler does drugs?!? I know everyone don’t get your panties in a bunch with this shocker! I read this article thinking whoever didn’t already know this or assume this must have been born yesterday, or must have been living under a rock. To those of you that were surprised: HE IS A ROCKSTAR PEOPLE! OF COURSE HE DOES DRUGS!! The amount of money he spent was a little surprising, but it only strengthened the argument that he is a rockstar who loves his white powder. This love made me think of my love for a different kind of white powder…powdered sugar! Both powdered donuts & cocaine must be consumed in mass consumption. You can’t just have one fix! And the more you have, eventually the more you need…well that’s the case for me anyways. GIVE ME POWDERED DONUTS NOW! But the best part of my addiction is that it won’t ever cost me $5 million dollars.
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