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The Perfect Pairing: Miley Cyrus & A Juicy Cheeseburger

16 Apr

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TMZ reported: Miley Cyrus was spotted on several occasions smoking what seemed to be the ganja. Miley has gone on record a few times to say that she is not smoking marijuana, but smoking salvia & cigarettes instead. However, with these recent pictures surfacing I don’t think there is anyway to deny that Miley is a fan of MaryJane.

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THE PERFECT PAIRING: MILEY CYRUS & A JUICY CHEESEBURGER

This pairing came to me for some obvious & some not so obvious reasons. First, being that Miley will no doubtedly get the munchies after she tokes up & what isn’t better than a big ol’ juicy cheeseburger…am I right? And we know that she is from the country, where they love their animal based foods like red meat & cheese. But I also thought they were a perfect pair because they both have a lot of layers to them. Miley has been in the media right now for a lot of different reasons. From her relationship to Liam Hemsworth, to her twerk video, her new album is about to be released, and now these photos surfacing, I just think that Miley has a lot on her plate. But I do respect her and think that she has also done a great job in layering all these different aspects in her life well, just like the person who created the cheeseburger. You have the grains, vegetables, meat, & dairy. So not only do Miley & cheeseburgers relate to eachother, but they also go so well together!

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^^^ Just in case you forgot this brilliant moment!

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Recipe Box: Amanda Bynes’ Murder My Tuna Pasta Salad

9 Apr

FOX News reports: During the past month, the “Hairspray” star has posted multiple pictures of herself in everything from blonde wigs to blue lipstick, and made a barrage of perplexing comments via Twitter such as “I want Drake to murder my vagina” and “it doesn’t matter what you think about yourself. All that matters is what your lover thinks of you.”

amanda-bynes-040813sp           Amanda Bynes has been making non-stop headlines it seems, & every week it appears that her behavior is becoming more & more bizarre! The most recent offense was when she was asked to leave a gymnastics class because she allegedly started crying after she did a cart wheel & her wig came off. She also has released statements online about her issues with her body image. She told Huffington Post, “I moved to New York and I love it! I lost 4 pounds since I moved. I am 121 pounds — my goal weight is 100.” And don’t even get me started about the Drake, murder my vagina tweet… Has Amanda Bynes officially gone crazy? Hard to say, but one thing I do know is something doesn’t smell right! She is either brilliant and acting out outrageous ways to keep everyone interested to see what she will do next or she has taken the quickest ticket to Crazytown! I can imagine that with how busy she is locking herself in dressing rooms & suing the paparazzi Bynes doesn’t have a lot of time to shower. And her new found fame and stench has inspired me to create an out of this world recipe for tuna pasta salad. (VIEW DETAILED RECIPE BELOW)

childstar5                     Amanda Bynes’ Murder My Tuna Pasta Salad: This recipe came to me yet again after a late night! …why do I get so hungry after most people go to bed? But my strange food habits are your gain because this recipe is easy but SO delicious! Anywho, I was looking up the Nickelodeon star’s twitter & just felt a sense of pity. Here was yet another child star who seems to be going down the shitter because of the fame. Her new look is not only drastic, but so ratchet/cheap looking. Maybe it’s just me, but after looking at her recent pictures I felt like you could see the sadness behind her eyes. It made me think of the homeless person you see in the corner, that is crying out for help silently. This got me thinking what is a super cheap easy meal that could fill up a homeless person’s starving belly. I got it! Tuna salad…and my mom always fed me well with pasta, so why not combine the two!

Ingredients:

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1 can of tuna
1 1/2 cups of wheel shaped pasta
2 hard boiled eggs
1/3 cup of mayonaisse
1 tablespoon of sweet relish
2 tablespoons of mustard
1/4 teaspoon of salt
1/4 teaspoon of pepper

Directions:

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1. Boil water in a pot & put the wheel pasta inside (cooktime approx. 12 minutes)

2. Open can of tuna & put in large bowl

3. Crack hard boiled eggs & mash with fork

4. Mix tuna, eggs, mayonaisse, mustard, relish, & seasoning together

5. Drain pasta & combine. Wait approx. 15 minutes for cooling & serve

MY PERSONAL SLIDESHOW OF WHAT I THINK AMANDA IS UP TO?:

amanda-bynes-dazed-and-confused-twitter-picture__oPt This look screams: Tell me I am beautiful when I wink at you!

amanda-bynes-plastic-surgery-cheek-piercings-01-435x580 She is thinking: Damn! I shouldn’t have put metal jewelry in my face when its SO cold out…brrrrr

bynes12f-2-web This photo says: Oh no! I put on too much eyelash glue & I can’t open my eye…but I kind of like it!

amanda-bynes The many personalities of Amanda Bynes! 🙂

The Perfect Pairing: Kim Kardashian & Ice Cream

9 Apr

Image TMZ Reported: Kim Kardashian has gained a reported 23 pounds since becoming impregnated with Kanye West’s love child. However, most tabloids have reported that her weight has spiked to over 200 pounds, which is due to Kim’s addiction to eating that she cannot quit.

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THE PERFECT PAIRING: KIM KARDASHIAN & ICE CREAM

Kim may have put on a few pounds recently due to her diet change, but what some people seem to forget is that she is HAVING A BABY! Of course her body is going to change, as well as her diet. A pregnant woman’s food cravings can not only be strange, but also so strong that it can cause severe mood swings. I don’t know about you but I don’t want to see a loco pregnant Kim. So please keep indulging your cravings Kim because a happy you is a happy us! But of all the foods we have seen Kim indulge in, the most spotted would have to be ice cream. These two a perfect pairing simply because they are a perfect pair. She clearly enjoys the frozen treat & the frozen treat loves her! I feel that pregnant ladies are off limits when it comes to weight comments. I don’t know maybe because THEY ARE GROWING A HUMAN INSIDE OF THEM! At least she isn’t craving pickles & peanut butter. Sometimes society forgets that celebrities are no different than ourselves. Kim is enjoying the treats of pregnancy & I fully support it! But to be fair she has been a fan of ice cream long before baby Kimye. (PICTURES BELOW)

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The perfect pair coordinating spring colors.

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Clearly Kim is surprised that her ice cream tastes this good!

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Kim enjoying her favorite flavor Chocolate.

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The couple both in vanilla colored attires.

Image OTHER CELEBRITIES WHO EXPERIENCED WEIGHT GAIN FROM PREGNANCY:

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The Perfect Pairing: Farrah Abraham & Sushi

9 Apr

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TMZ Reported: Teen Mom star, Farrah Abraham was spotted hand in hand with adult film star, James Deen. However, the two are not a couple. Instead they recently both starred in an adult film that is currently being sold to the highest production house bidder.

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THE PERFECT PAIRING: FARRAH ABRAHAM & SUSHI

This pairing may not be the most obvious, but let me tell you why I felt like the Teen Mom starlet & sushi made a perfect duo. I have always been a fan of sushi, but I have always been an adventurous eater. With much surprise to me I have found that it takes a very specific pallet to enjoy sushi. I feel like you either love sushi or won’t touch the stuff with a 10-foot pole. Sushi can be very versatile and take on many different looks & shapes. And if you are pregnant you are advised to STAY AWAY from raw fish. These are all qualities I feel apply to Farrah Abraham. She has recently been seen with her new face… I personally think she has gone from a crunchy roll to maybe a soft shell crab roll. She has managed to smooth out the edges, but in the process lost a lot of her flavor & is fighting to stay in the spotlight. However, I don’t know if pornography is the way to do so! I just know one thing is for certain… just like sushi she better stay away from all things pregnant because the last thing she needs is another person getting in between her and her man…once again pun intended!

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The Perfect Pairing: The Bachelor & Salted Caramel Cocoa

12 Mar

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ABC News Reported: After an unforgettable season on The Bachelor, Sean Lowe proposed marriage to Catherine Guidici. Which means he sent Lindsay Yenter home in tears.

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THE PERFECT PAIRING: The Bachelor & Salted Caramel Cocoa

The highly anticipated finale of The Bachelor aired last night and everyone waited to find out who Sean would give his final rose to. I will admit that I watched the finale emotionally glued to the TV. As I sat there watching ABC make the fantasies I had as a child about love into reality tv, I realized something was missing… my significant other. But instead of feeling depressed about being alone I settled on the next best option…a giant cup of warmth. And I am pleased to report it wasn’t vodka. The perfect pairing for the season finale to the most romantic show on network television would have to be salted caramel hot chocolate. Not only because it is comforting, warm, rich, and smooth (the qualities I look for in a male companion), but also because The Bachelor finale’s flavor profile is salty & sweet. It was heartbreaking to see Sean leave Lindsey. You could see the pain she was feeling & the sadness on his face as he was forced to say goodbye to a woman he really cared about. But then all that saltiness was washed away with sweetness when you watched Sean pour his heart out and propose to Catherine.

Love may not last forever, and significant others may come in & out of your life, but at least you know if you ever get lonely…there is a cup of steamy Salted Caramel Cocoa waiting for you somewhere!

AND HERE ARE SOME ADORABLE PICTURES TO LOOK AT WHILE YOU SIP ON THAT FINE CUP OF COCOA:

1363731124_sean-lowe-catherine-giudici-467 Catherine supporting Sean on Dancing With The Stars

sean-lowe-catherine-giudici-los-angeles The happy couple are nothing but smiles as they shop in Beverly Hills

xsean-lowe-and-catherine-giudici.jpg.pagespeed.ic._faMnsGKbT There was an instant connection between the pair

Bachelor-Sean-Lowe-proposes-to-Catherine-Giudici Cheers to the happily engaged couple!

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XOXO

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The Perfect Pairing: Jennifer Lawrence & Bagel Bites

12 Mar

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Perez Hilton reports: After celebrating her big wins during award season, Jennifer Lawrence was spotted relaxing in Hawaii with a fine bottle of wine & a neatly made joint.

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 THE PERFECT PAIRING: Jennifer Lawrence & Bagel Bites

Jennifer Lawrence caught smoking marijuana wasn’t that big of a deal to the current generation. If anything, it added to here fan appeal. It showed that she was a normal 22 year-old American girl. She works hard, but still needs her rest & relaxation from time to time. Lawrence is no amateur when it comes to acting. She has been in front of the camera since she was 14. Her career has varied from role to role, but one thing remains true…that right now she remains a staple in Hollywood. Similar to the staple food item in most Americans’ freezers, Bagel Bites. The pair goes hand in hand because JLaw loves the green & Bagel Bites were voted the BEST food to eat when you are stoned by Holy Taco.

We can only hope that after she smoked her joint JLaw went back into her hotel room and phoned for some pepperoni bagel bites. So if toking it up is your thing & you feel like spending the night in & relaxing, why not pop some Bagel Bites into your pre-heated oven & pop in a Jennifer Lawrence DVD & discover the perfect pairing first hand.

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The Perfect Pairing: Steven Tyler & Powdered Donuts

12 Mar

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US Weekly Reports: Steven Tyler released the statement, “I snorted half of Peru” when asked about the reported $5 million dollars he has spent on his drug habit. His drug of choice was mainly cocaine.

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THE PERFECT PAIRING: Steven Tyler & Powdered Donuts

Steven Tyler does drugs?!? I know everyone don’t get your panties in a bunch with this shocker! I read this article thinking whoever didn’t already know this or assume this must have been born yesterday, or must have been living under a rock. To those of you that were surprised: HE IS A ROCKSTAR PEOPLE! OF COURSE HE DOES DRUGS!! The amount of money he spent was a little surprising, but it only strengthened the argument that he is a rockstar who loves his white powder. This love made me think of my love for a different kind of white powder…powdered sugar! Both powdered donuts & cocaine must be consumed in mass consumption. You can’t just have one fix! And the more you have, eventually the more you need…well that’s the case for me anyways. GIVE ME POWDERED DONUTS NOW! But the best part of my addiction is that it won’t ever cost me $5 million dollars.

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